Gnome Bird Feeder
Garden Gnome Bird Feeder
This garden gnome loves to feed the birds. In fact, he’s been out in our backyard all day just standing there holding this giant leaf (which I’m told is made of weather resistant cast-stone resin) full of seed for the wild birds in the neighborhood. You know, I haven’t seen him move once all day. I’m kind of getting concerned that maybe this garden gnome bird feeder loves feeding birds a little too much. Maybe we need to suggest some new hobbies to him, like maybe lantern holding, wheelbarrow pushing, or even motorcycle riding.
This bird feeding garden gnome is about 16.5″ high, 8.5″ wide, and 9″ deep.

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Jim Shore Heartwood Creek Solar Garden Gnome Statue
Jim Shore Heartwood Creek Solar Garden Gnome Statue
Hmmm… Says here that this is a statue.

*Yells to the back office* Can we adopt out “statues”?

*Muffled reply* Why not?

Ok… We have this here, er, statue for you to adopt, of an adorable little garden gnome. Looks like he’s got something hiding there in his britches. Er, no, it’s not what you think. There’s a little glowing diorama of a town. Says here on the box that it’s solar-powered. You know what that means… this here’s a GREEN statue. Eco-friendly, that is. This statue is crafted in resin so it resembles fine wood. It’s gorgeously hand-painted in soft, warm colors. It’ll be a great addition to your garden, although it’s so lifelike it might confuse any other garden gnomes you may have living in your garden. And they might be curious as to why his britches are glowing.

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Travelocity Roaming Gnome Garden GnomeTravelocity Roaming Gnome
We know you know about Travelocity’s Roaming Gnome. How could you not? Well this isn’t him. I know what you’re thinking. It looks just like him! Of course it’s him! Well, you’re wrong. There’s only one Travelocity Roaming Gnome and he’s still working for Travelocity. He, obviously, wouldn’t be up for adoption on our website. However, as you well know, the Travelocity gnome likes to roam the world over, and this little fellow is one of his many offspring conceived during his travels. He needs a loving home, a garden to relax in, or like his father, a traveling companion for some globetrotting adventures. He makes a more than suitable traveling companion, but he’s equally at home keeping watch over your birdfeeders. Don’t expect him to scare away squirrels, however. We adopted his brother Fred (pics to come!) and they’re very similar in personality. Won’t you give this poor little orphaned gnome a home?
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